Blunt a Day - Just b/c I am that stoned

Love Burns

2010-10-23T10:42:00.000-07:00

The Webs We Weave
     Are Out of Sight
Although this all seems
     to be quite contrite
The methadome ticks
     to the beat of a drum
All I can hear is
     rat-ta-tum-tum
The bellowing stench
     that fills the air
We all joke around
     with out a care
And all through this
     you can never see
The agonizing pain
     you have given me
My heart burns deep
     and true for you
Yet you weep and scew
     the ways we knew
Wish we could just laugh
     and bid this fight a-due
I know my love for thee
     has not been quite apparent from me
But my heart burns for you
     more than I or you know is true
We squat and we squit
     we wit and we wat
We know the truth of it all
     its simply lit with a match
So won't you come with me
     my love
And take a puff of my
     burning lust
To feel you with me
     is to know true love
Our heart and minds
     Connect as One
As we lay back and stare
     up at the sun
We know the moon
     is beconing the sky
So we will light one
     more fire
And burn out souls
     united FOREVER!!

Never Ever - The Last Blunt

2009-06-08T18:43:00.000-07:00

I, will never ever drink or smoke pot again my stomach is dieing.

I, am destroying my body through drinking and smoking excessively.

I, will die from stomach cancer at 30 if I don't stop soon.

I, must start eating right not drink and not smoke ever.

I, must put together the most important pieces of my life.

I, must stop being a child and start being a man.

I, am slowly poising my mind, body, and spirit through drug abuse.

I, feel like shit and never want to wake up like this again.

I, vow to start making significant changes in my health and hobbies.

I, never ever want to drink or smoke pot again!!!

- I wrote that over a year ago, I figure it is about time to take my own advice...

how high i b

2009-05-31T09:38:00.000-07:00

how high i b,
how high 2 c.

how how i go thee,
but how to go three?

the b-a-d kills me with ryming diver-city,
but blunt a day never seems to rest for me.

i hear it like a pigeon,
churping constantly.

the echo in my minds eyes,
for that times i let them fly bys.

i hear the ticking of the clocks arms,
but never nearing of the locks alarms.

i need to burn a phatty down,
so i can lean on a big blunt now.

to burn it down till it touches the ground,
and spin it round and round and around.

i will let it go down to the pound,
and be put to sleep in the ground.

time for rest y'all can't get it,
time to be closin my eyes like fallin' asleep.

b/c i am so high, so high i can not see,
i can not see the adversity of diversity of egonostically biochemically narcolepetically society of the times unlying belly of democracy the hypocracy of ludiocracy, oh man, i really can't c.

b/c i'm really fuckin stoned you know,
can't ya'll c the tree going puff-puff and then i say he-he-he?

Blunt a Day, Oh Blunt a Day

2009-05-24T10:16:00.000-07:00

Burning,
Yearing,
Earning,
Learning.

Stewing,
Brewing,
Newing,
Suing.

The time is coming to be a new'in,
For it's time to re-up in.

I gotz 2-b gettin' me a blunt'in,
B4 I gotz 2-b go'in.

My lines are like time,
Never ending span of shine.

B/c I gotz 2 burn dat shit,
Higher and higher b4 I kill dat shit.

So listen up friends 'n' listen good,
My shit be stewing up a blunt that's good.

So roll 'em up and spark 'em down,
Then maybe sing and dance like a clown.

B/c I'm singing bro, like a damn fool,
I'm dancing yo, like a real tool.

But it don't really matta now does it,
B/c I'm stoned as hell soooo FUCK IT!

- keep it real, ya hearrrddd??

Ashes to Ashes

2009-05-24T07:15:00.000-07:00

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Why must I be obsessed with such a consuming lust?
The aches and cries of my yearning heart,
it seems like I am falling apart.
From all my different trials and tribulations,
it's hard to believe my hearts still ticking.
When all my money turns to ashe,
my heart sinks down bellow my ass.
The yearning inside is tearing me apart,
and all I need is to light up that blunt.
The overbearing consuming need,
for that dark green sticky weed.
Is all the thoughts I do pocess,
for I am addicted to this substance, and in a mess.
How did my life go from fame and fortunes,
to hardly being able to get up in the mornings.
This cycle of mine must come to a stop,
before I rip out my bloody heart.
The time I have left is little so I will be quick,
I must find something to suffice, before I throw a fit.
It is hard to control the yearning inside of me,
I hope I learn how to control it, before it consumes me.
I must learn to have will power,
So I can learn how to avoid marijuana

Asher Roth - The Daily Kush

2009-01-31T21:10:00.001-08:00

Hey y'all,

You guys gotta check out mi boi Asher Roth's site fittingly called The Daily Kush!

Pep dis shit ya hearrr??

http://www.thedailykush.com/

Marijuana Inc a CNBC Special Report

2009-01-25T17:00:00.000-08:00

Hey Y'all,

Was watching TV the other day, watching Deal or No Deal and this commercial comes on about Marijuana Inc and I'm like I have to totally watch that!!!

So I looked it up on-line and found out the details.

Marijuana Inc - Inside America's Pot Industry - Slide Show

Gallery of Medical Marijuana Strains - Awesome Slide Show!

Read what people thought of the presentation, before and after it airs.

Before - people were excited, interested, good thing

After - people were like WTF, CNBC told the bad things about pot? NOT the good things?? Dude pot is totally awesome I don't care what CNBC says!! haha

Have a good night!

Got a Vaporizer

2009-01-05T19:35:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas to Me!

I spoiled my self this year and decided to give the blunt a day a little bit of a rest, and ease up on my whooping cough, so I got my self a digi-vapor aka vaporizer, see - Read More Here http://www.marijuana.com/vaporizers/73757-digi-vapor-vp-100-a-2.html

Jim Jones - Day and Night Music Video

2008-12-04T05:05:00.000-08:00

Hey Y'all,

Just heard this new song and I couldn't get it outta my head, Jim Jones - Day and Night. Then I found the video for the song and was blown away!!

Jim Jones, is making a stellar come back, I feel this shitt. I think he is takin Lil Wayne's grooves a lil bit, by hitting the roach the whole video and drinking out tha infamous red cup, but shit is still hott.

You gotta see this shit if you don't know what I'm talking about.

ya digg??

Pot Man aka Pac-Man from WeedCollege.com

2008-11-25T10:46:00.000-08:00

Hey Y'all,

Gotta play this game Pot Man, it's madd funnyy!! It's the "Official Game of Stoners" and I think you will agree this is an automatic classic!

Enjoy!

http://weedcollege.com/potman/

How to Roll a Philly Blunt

2008-11-24T17:02:00.000-08:00

How to Roll a Philly Blunt:

First you gotta buy a Philly Blunt Cigar at your local Gas Station or 7-11

Second unroll the plastic wrapper and lightly moisten the entire outside of the cigar with your saliva by licking the cigar. Then split it down in a middle line, by applying excessive amounts of pressure EVENLY on each side of the cigar, so it splits right down the middle, perfect.

Now that you have it split, IMMEDIATELY lick the sides of the Philly so that the outer leaf DOES NOT SEPARATE from the inner cigar leafs. So that it ends up looking like the image below:

Then break up the buds and toss it in and roll it up by pressing down on the buds while flattening the top and licking the top side of the cigar seal it closed with your tongue, and make sure none of that sticky icky falls out, ya digg???

Then you seal it closed and you got this:

That's it y'all that's how you roll up a philly blunt!!

Figured I would post this since the audience demands it, haha, if you all want anything else posted up on this blog, leave some comments!!!

~ be good

Kayne West New Mixtape - Sky High ft. DJ Benzi & Plain Pat

2008-11-21T17:22:00.000-08:00

Hey Yall,

Found another SICKKK MIX TAPE!!

Gotta peep dis shitt, yea hearrrr meee???

DJ Benzi & Plain Pat - Kanye West: Sky High Mixtape

Lil Wayne Releases Dedication 3 ft. DJ Drama

2008-11-21T15:37:00.000-08:00

I want all y'all that peep my site to listen to this shit. It's fucking hot, on fire, no doubt the hottest mix tape I have heard this year!

Peep dis shit hommie -

DJ Drama & Lil Wayne - Dedication 3

Roll 'em Up, Spark 'em Up, Pass 'em Round!

2008-09-29T13:11:00.000-07:00

Hey All,

Back again, and again, like a maniac man, oh shit, did I just say I am a maniac...oh man..
Either way just rolled up a phatty and wanted to share with you all my rolling prowess.

Check it out!

then DONE!

Time to get HIGH!!!

Touch the sky!! YO!

Bong Hits All Night Long!

2008-09-22T16:29:00.000-07:00

Who wants to hit da bong?

I DO!!!

I said who wants to hit da bong??

I DOO!!

ok ok few, just checking. :-)

Enjoy!

bong hits like a pro

massive bong hit iron lungs!!

Mom's Bong Hit

bong toke mom

mom hitting big assed bong

The Best Buds on Earth

2008-09-20T16:44:00.000-07:00

These are some of the best pics of the some of the best buds I have sampled.

Enjoy!

This is some stuff that is pretty good, it will get you fucked up and possible tripping if you hold it in and cough hard enough, but the next two are even stronger, may I present to you all, the all and mighty powerful plant:

Grape Fruit Marijuana

This is a strain that not too many have seen, only the Snoop Dogg's, Lil Wayne's, Dr. Dre's, etc. etc. of the world that have smoked this type of strain, and this will make you trip out. It is awesome you can get some in some Amersterdam shops, but some are starting to make it illegal because it's potency is nearly tops out at 60%!

Check this out guys the lovely:
Purple Power

This last strain ladies and gentleman is by FAR the BEST weed that has EVER been created on the FACE of the earth, it is nearly 80% potency makes this product the most desired and sought after pot that people have compared it to smoking "Gods Pot". This stuff was created in a hidden factory by the Government and is none other than the infamous:

G13 (Government Issued) Marijuana

BEST OF THE BEST GUYS!!

you ever smoke these??

Still Smoking and Smokin', Hit Dat Shit!

2008-09-09T22:23:00.000-07:00

now as some of you may or may not know but i am high as a kite and i gotta get my fill and spit my shit...because hommie, if i don't well...then i'll just loose it.

i must be telling all ya'll that be fadin' on my vibes, that if you step inside, you will open up your mind, and see the way to fly...so high...so high. we can even touch the sky and walk around on clouds all day, while we just puffin on some of the magic ash, puff, puff, puffin' away, like a cloud's day...

you all have to see the real great there is fate, we live each day on one anothers shoulders as we carry around the burden of our brothers, and fallen angels surround the world, as we stuff our face with a happy meal, and i speak dat trut, because you know i can, now you all betta start reppin' here pep dis plan

we gonna get us a bag, yeah nice phat sack, and roll us up a blunt, now aint that a fact, now don't think too quick boy, don't think too slow, just GO! GO! GO! and get that shit for me, out dat door! now we smokin' some blunts,blunts, blunts, we be smokin' some blunts, blunts, blunts.

let me just roll this thang on up here, lick, rip, drop, pop, roll-up, lick, stick, poof, finit! got that shit all wrapped up and now we gotta go spark it up, because if you are like i is, then people there aint no questionz, i dont wanna goto work, i dont wanna goto jail, i dont wanna get a job, i dont wanna check the mail, lets just all get high, and watch south park and maybe some family guy, while we let that roachie burn till it dies.

Smoke Weed, Smoke More Weed, Ya Digg??

2008-09-08T21:56:00.000-07:00

Now all y'all may or may not be diggin me, ya hear? But I don't really give a rats as, ya hear? Because...I know, we know, we all know, who we are, ya digg? And...because I know, we all know, who we know, and how we know...IT. Let me just say nice to meet cha, since it is well you know NICE. ya kno?

Now we all know, how you know, who you know, and who you don't. But...do we all know, who we don't know, and who knows us? The knows and don't knows of life goes on forever, and it seems, well to me atleast, that there really is no logical or illogical end to this maddness. It only seems to get bigger and bigger, until well...that is until you finally reach that last day in the line. When you finally know all of who you know, and know everything you don't.

Until you know everything you don't know, and know that you won't know, anything that you don't know, you won't even be seeing my level, ya digg? Because....to get to my level is a whole new ball game, it's like not even in your stadium, it's like over the fence, two blocks down, go for a jog, far, it's like walking three miles to school in the blistering cold, or five miles in the swealering heat...ya digg?

Either way, you know how I'll be being...down with my little green men, dancing...dancing. Around the fire as they sing and dance and swing, we all know these little men make us hustle, make us grind, make us gnarl, and make us cry. We must all one day come to the end of the stuggle and take a look around in un-blurred eyes and see the world for what it has truley become, and be forworned, DO NOT BELIEVE THERE LIES!

ya digg??

Gotta Buy Pot, Weed, or Marijuana in BULK!

2008-09-07T08:25:00.000-07:00

Sorry to all the haters out there, living it up buying $20 sacks every day and gettin' by, but I gotta tell you there is NOTHING like BUYING IN BULK!

You gotta be copin at least a 1/2 a Z (ounce) or a full Z (28 grams = ounce). I just got my self some of the finest ish around, but only 1/2 a Z.

Peep dis shit - YA DIGG??

I LOVE YOU MARY JANE!

Now time to start rolling up some PHATTIES BOYS! Get to it!

PS - shout outs to my girlie for takin' this "I Heart You" weed pic, isn't she da shit?

Peace out!

Buy in Bulk or Buy a $20?

2008-08-23T11:14:00.000-07:00

What do you think is the better way to consume our favorite illegal narcotic?

Buying a $20 bag on a daily basis and burning a phat 20 sack to your face?

OR

Buying in bulk, getting a Z (an ounce) for a few hundred bucks, but that is 28 grams (20 sack)

What do you guys think is better?

Pineapple Express - Best Movie of the Summer

2008-08-09T10:11:00.000-07:00

Now folks I have seen alot of stoner movies in my day, dam nearly every one that has ever come out of a feature film movie studio, or even basement made independant films, but my friends have to tell you, this movie most certainly takes the cake!

Best stoner movie EVER!
Better than Cheech and Chong - Up in Smoke or Still Smoking or the less popular Get Out of My Room
Better than Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
Better than Dude Where's My Car.
Better than Alpha Dog.
Better than Totally Baked.
Better than The Big Lebowski. (Seth Rogen's favorite movie)
Better than Easy Rider.
Better than Grass - History of Marijuana.
Better than Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Better than Drugstore Cowboy.
Better than Dazed and Confused.
Better than Half Baked.

Pineapple Express starts with tests of Marijuana in the 60's, and then goes to a monologue of Seth Rogen saying some of the best lines I have ever heard in a movie:

If you don't believe me watch this movie preview and interview with Seth Rogen who Starred and Wrote this amazing film:

Visit The Official Site

For those of you that have not seen the movie our two infamous stars smoke what is known as a "Cross Joint" it is exactly that, a joint that is rolled like a cross.

Watch how to do it here:

Lil Wayne - A Millie Video & Live Performance Video

2008-07-29T08:39:00.000-07:00

Lil Wayne - A Millie Music Video

Very cool video!!

Lil Wayne - A Milli Live

Lil Wayne is by far the Best Rapper Alive! Who else sells over a million cds in 1 week! In a day and age when you can download everything from the Internet, you know who? No ONE! That is why lil wayne is da mutha fuckin mannn, yaa digg??

Time even thinks so! Read this: Lil Wayne is Generation Y's Bob Dylan?

Do you guys think that Lil Wayne is the next generations Bob Dylan? A rebel without a cause, like any of the other great, Kurt Cobain, Eminem, Proof, Tupac, Biggie, etc..

This man is the greatest rapper alive!

1 Week Quit = Shit

2008-07-28T20:38:00.000-07:00

Well surprise, surprise I have been extremely busy this past week, and could not find time to get in my usual blunt a day. So I went a whole week with out smoking any pot whatsoever, then came Friday and I was like shit I gotta smoke something. I feel so constipated I had not shit in 4 days, and was starting to feel like I was made of pure crap.

So I quickly contacted my good resource for some herb, and got some of the finest ish I have seen in a long time. I packed that up in a little bowl, and took one hit, and boom I was done. Instantly stoned out of my mind, always happens like that to me. With in 5 minutes of being really stoned I felt the pain in my abdomen, my bowls were moving, and I quickly went to the bathroom, to enjoy a monster shit!

With in 30 seconds of shitting I had shit out a 2ft snake of a shit, that folded over on top of its self 3 times, I could not believe that all that had been sitting in me, no wonder I felt like shit... after word I felt 110% better, and will always remember this lesson that weed helps constipation.

3 L Sunday - Chilling Like a Villian

2008-07-13T17:40:00.000-07:00

Suppp,

How's it hanging world wide web!! I got madd L's to burn with-cha, so here's the one for the day:

I rolled up one phatty, and was like shit, I might just need another one so I'm like fuck it roll up two fatties!

Once we burned through those two blunts I'm like you know what it's gettin' kinda late, might as well finish off this beautiful Sunday with one more special blunt, with a filter. Just roll up a piece of paper and insert in smoking side, and presto, no more shit in your mouth when your smoking, try it out!

Here it is the final masterpiece, blunt with a filter:

Now go out and smoke some phatties!!

Ya DIGGG?

Another Blunt Bites the Dust-a

2008-07-11T22:52:00.000-07:00

Do you all know that Another One Bites the Dust backwards, when listened to in the song, sounds exactly like "It's fun to smoke marijuana"?

Well if you didn't NOW YOU DO! Becuase it is true, and here is the video to prove it:

Watch that while I be smoking dis phatty:

Marijuana Ash Tray - No Way!

2008-07-09T20:47:00.000-07:00

Yes Way!

This one is dope, we used two joint papers as the inner leaf, and a regular dutch outer leaf, to roll it up nice.

It smoked amazing too, as you can see below:

Another Day Another Blunt

2008-07-08T23:40:00.000-07:00

Today was a chill day, time to get everything together and burn a phatty.

Let's see, we need some:

1. Herb - CHECK
2. Dutch - CHECK
3. Grinder - CHECK

In no time flat I get this: How about that?, YEAHHH!!!

The Final Product: what a masterpiece :-)

Lil Wayne is the Man

2008-07-08T10:47:00.000-07:00

Lil Wayne, the character behind so much drama and inspiration to the nation, this man is truly the best rapper alive!

With killer lyrics like
"i say he so sweet make her wanna lick the wrapper
so i let her lick da rapper.

she lick lick lick me like a lollipop (yeah)
she she lick me like a lollipop (yeah)"

and

"So many doubt 'cause I come from the South
But when I open up my mouth, all bullets come out
Bang! Die bitch nigga die I hope you bleed a lake
I'ma play x-ray, helpin' y'all see the fake
I'm just tryin' to be the great, tryin' to get a piece of cake
Take it offa your plate, eat it right in your face
They got a whole lot to say but I don't listen
Call me automatic Weezy bitch I keep spittin', pow"

How can we not deny this Lil Wayne his status of the single greatest rapper alive, I saw fuck it he's the fucking greatest rapper of all time, shit this man can spit, and I don't mean shit, I ain't that quick, but I don't talk to fast, you just listenin' to slow, oh snap, sorry I had to break out the free styling, YA DIGG??

And my the way, Ashes, Lighters, and Money, there ain't nothing funny sonny.
I may not come off as quite a rude dude, but if you only knew how crude is this dude.
You may not think I'm as quick as a wit, but I do know how to bust that shit.
So when it comes down to the rymes, and chilling with the times, I'm always a good nigga to find.

Ashes, Lighters, and Money sonny, this shit ain't even funny.
We get da ashes from da lighters, and da lighters from da money, and we be rollin' and croakin' on dat shit.

Ya digg??

Peace Out!

Later

What a Fine Looking L Piece!

2008-07-06T22:33:00.000-07:00

Hey,

Just got some dank ass buds, as you can see here:

Mmm, Mmm, this is some sweet sweet herb.

Let me just go do what I do best and roll this shit up into a phatty!

Time to go smoke this bad boy, I'll blog about it laterr

Peace!

How to Roll a Blunt - Dutchie Style

2008-07-06T15:21:00.000-07:00

Hey Y'all,

How's it going out there in cyber space? I'm not doing too bad my self, thanks for asking. :-)

Now to what we all came here for detailed Step-by-Step process of How to Roll a Blunt Dutchie Style. I have taken the liberty of taking pictures to clearly document the process, I will also explain as detailed as possible in hopes that you can all use this site to roll up your own blunts. I have been rolling blunts for years, so I consider my self to be a pro at this point.

Step #1 - Get a Dutch, a $20 Bag, and a Lighter

You will need to have a dutch, preferably Vanilla since this is the most popular rolled blunt around, and has been since I started smoking. They also have strawberry, grape, cognac, honey, and others, but I would recommend getting the Vanilla since it is usually the freshest and that is important since you do not want an old Cigar, because it will crack, and you will not be able to roll a nice blunt with it.

Step #2 - Remove the Stems and Seeds from the Bag

You will need to break up the bud in order for the blunt to smoke properly. If you got a bag that has stems and seeds, like me, then you are smoking Regs, or Mids, or Brick Weed (low quality). You want to make sure to remove all stems and seeds from the weed before rolling it. If you do roll a seed, you may hear a popping sound when smoking it, because the heat will actually force the seed to pop, which can potentially ruin a perfectly good blunt. Also remove the stems because they can poke a hole in your perfectly rolled blunt, hence making it un-smokable.

Step #3 - Break up all of the Buds

Once all of the stems and seeds are out of the buds, then either break up the weed by hand, by simply ripping it apart until it looks like oregano, or put all of the buds in a herb grinder. A grinder is great if you smoke blunts everyday, like me, so this is a must have item I think if you are a full time smoker. Once all of the buds are finaly ground, or broken up, then it is easiest to put them on a sheet of paper for easy transfer to the dutch inner leaf, which is the next step, un-rolling the dutch.

Step #4 - Opening the Dutch

Now that all of the bud is broken up, let's get that Vanilla Dutch out. Rip the plastic cover off of the blunt, near the blue Vanilla Dutch logo, the plastic can easily be ripped off at this end. Just simply remove the plastic, then you have to lick the entire Dutch so that the outer leaf is moist. This envolves either using water to lightly sprinkle on the outer leaf, or simply lick the dutch from head to toe, until moist. Then you want to bite the end of the dutch off, make sure you bite the side that you would smoke out of, this will make it much easier to un-roll properly.

Step #5 - Un-rolling the Dutch

Now this is one of the harder steps in the process, you have to find where the outer leaf ends on the dutch. Look at the side where you bit the tip off, the side that one would smoke from. You should be able to distinguish an outer leaf that wraps diagnolly across the entire dutch. Pick at this and try and very carefully remove the entire outer leaf from the dutch, it is very important to keep this in good condition becuase this will be the outer leaf for the blunt.

Step #6 - Remove the Cancer Paper

The Cancer Paper on a dutch is not supposed to be smoked, at least, it is not healthy to smoke it. It is a thicker, darker paper, that produces a harsher smoke, and can take away from the overal enjoyment of a text book rolled blunt. There are two different Cancer Papers on a dutch, the first is on the outside of the mouth piece of the inner leaf of the dutch, if that didn't make sense the lighter brown paper around the part that you bit off.

You have to remove this, to allow the blunt to be easily rolled, and smoked "Cancer Paper Free" as you can see in the image to the left.

Step #7 - Removing the Dutch Guts

To remove the dutch guts, aka all of the tobacco in the dutch its self, (I would recommend removing all of it, but some people like to sprinkle a little in with there pot, I don't, I think that ruins the blunt and tastses gross, since you are inhalling the dutch's tobacco, and you are not supposed to inhale it, but you are supposed to inhale pot to get high.)

To do this properly you have to find a little crack down the middle of the inner leaf, and this can very easily be opened with the proper technique. Start at the top where you bit the end, and removed the cancer paper from, and put both thumbs on either side of the slit that goes down the entire width of the inner leaf. Then press down with both ur thumbs and the center should crack down the line, do this slowly and carefully as it may deter away from the slit, but slowly move down your thumbs with each split until the entire inner leaf is split all the way down the middle. Then dump out the guts of the dutch, preferably in the garbage.

Step #8 - Remove the 2nd Cancer Paper

Now you have the inner leaf of the blunt. This is where you must remove the 2nd Cancer Paper that is on the dutch. The 2nd cancer paper is a darker strip of paper along the inner side of the inner dutch, it should be easy to distinguish since it will have a darker color, and span the entire length of the dutch's inner leaf.

I usually just remove the a center meter or two of the top part of the inner leaf, where it comes to a cone, rip that top part off, and then along with it I rip off the entire side of the inner leaf, but just the part that is darker, the 2nd cancer paper. Once removed just throw it out too.

Step #9 - Rolling the Inner Leaf

This is arguably the most difficult part of the entire process; rolling the inner leaf. Once you have completed this task, you are nearly home free to having a perfectly rolled text book blunt.

First dump all of the freshly ground pot into the inner leaf as seen in the image to the left.

Once all of the pot is in the inner leaf then grasp it with both hands; I personally really only roll the blunt with three finger on each side.
Place your thumb on the front to hold and press down to compact all of the weed. Next place your index finger in the middle/center of the blunt, on the sides, to hold the weed in while compressing and rolling the inner leaf, the index finger makes sure that no weed falls out of the sides while rolling it. Last use your middle finger to to hold the back of the paper while rolling this blunt up.

To roll it up simply compress the weed down with your fingers, and tuck in the paper edge closest to you around the top of all the pot. Then very lightly lick the top part or back part sticking up, of the inner leaf with very little saliva across the entire top as you can see I have done in the picture to the left.

Then fold this part down with your middle finger, and hold down with your index finger, then apply another light licking of the leaf once folded, and press down with the top of your lip to make sure that the blunt won't open up. As you can see in the image to the left, this is how it should look once you have successfully rolled in the inner leaf.

Step #10 - Rolling the Outer Leaf

If you have made any mistakes along the way, the outer leaf is where this can all be fixed. Even if you haven't gotten the inner leaf to stay closed, or have some holes in it from stems that you forgot to take out, the outer leaf can fix all your problems.

First you have to lick the entire outer leaf, front and back, you want to make sure that it is very moist otherwise it will not stick properly to the inner leaf, and will actually un-roll when you are smoking the blunt.
Then stick the leaf to the table at an angle, so that it is easy to roll up and so it will not move when you are rolling it as well. Place the rolled inner leaf at the bottom of the outer leaf, and wrap it around the inner leaf.

Make sure to press down the entire way, and smooth the entire blunt while being rolled. This will ensure the blunt is tight,
but not too tight, you do NOT want to make the blunt too tight, because it will be un-smokable. Do this process slowly and carefully and you will have a very nice blunt, that will hit fantastically, while burning slowly for approximately 20-30 minutes. A very nice smoking experience indeed.

Finally just bite off both ends, if they are a little messy, or do not have any weed in them.

The finished product should look something like this. Nicely rolled up, with out any hinges or paper sticking out.

Step #11 - Crisping the Blunt

The final step of rolling a blunt, is making sure that it is not all flimsy and floppy, that is actually stands up straight, and won't bend easily. To do this simply take a lighter and crisp the blunt by lighting it and quickly going back and forth across the blunt. Do not hold the flame in one spot for more than 1/2 a second, or else you will burn or light the blunt prematurely.

Last step is lighting it up, and puffing it, until you are high as fucking hell.

Enjoy!

Day 1 - Almost Forget..Wonder Why

2008-07-05T22:52:00.000-07:00

Hey Guys,

Almost forgot to take a picture of the blunt today, but here you go:

ROLL DAT SHIT:

LIGHT DAT SHIT:

SMOKE DAT SHIT:

NICEE-A ROACHIE:

Who's got 5's on it? No one? Aight no doubt

Yo check back soon for full step-by-step procedure of - 101 How To Roll A Blunt.

Smoking Blunts like it's my Job

2008-07-04T08:08:00.000-07:00

Hey All,

Just want to take this time on my first post to say WELCOME TO BLUNT A DAY! Blunt a Day will be dedicated to, well, what else, but smoking a blunt a day, till...like I dunno forever?

On this site you will get to see, pictures of blunts that are smoked, knowledge of the type of weed that is being smoked, the strength is measured, as well as articles how to roll a blunt; philly style, dutchie style, as well as pictures of how red eyes get one some one is stoned. Lastly there will be pics of cool smoking spots, and mostly how I feel after getting high.

Today I will be smoking a nice phat blunt, since it is July 4th, and we should celebrate our nations freedom. I want to keep this post simple, but I will write full descriptive blogs how to roll a blunt, a few different ways, in the coming weeks.

Blunt of the Morning:

Rolled with one Grape Dutch and one Vanilla Dutch. The Grape Dutch was stale so it fell apart when it was being rolled, and had too many holes in the inner leaf. The Vanilla Dutch helped this to allow for the blunt to be rolled properly.

This was a phat $20 sack (1 gram) of that regs, aka mids, aka brick weed. In other words cheap shit, but you get alot of it for a cheap price, say about $100 for an ounce, which is 28 grams.

Either way rolled up this phatty, used the Microwave/Freezer Technique, after rolling place in Microwave for 3 seconds, and then put in the freezer for 3 minutes, after the blunt comes out perfect, like a real cigar. Now it is ready for smoking. Since today is July 4th I am going to burn this phatty boom batty, and then go get some food at the diner.

I will post some pictures of the blunt later, and some eye shots, before smoking and after smoking.

Check back soon!