Never Ever - The Last Blunt

I, will never ever drink or smoke pot again my stomach is dieing.

I, am destroying my body through drinking and smoking excessively.

I, will die from stomach cancer at 30 if I don't stop soon.

I, must start eating right not drink and not smoke ever.

I, must put together the most important pieces of my life.

I, must stop being a child and start being a man.

I, am slowly poising my mind, body, and spirit through drug abuse.

I, feel like shit and never want to wake up like this again.

I, vow to start making significant changes in my health and hobbies.

I, never ever want to drink or smoke pot again!!!

- I wrote that over a year ago, I figure it is about time to take my own advice...

Blunt a Day, Oh Blunt a Day

Burning,
Yearing,
Earning,
Learning.

Stewing,
Brewing,
Newing,
Suing.

The time is coming to be a new'in,
For it's time to re-up in.

I gotz 2-b gettin' me a blunt'in,
B4 I gotz 2-b go'in.

My lines are like time,
Never ending span of shine.

B/c I gotz 2 burn dat shit,
Higher and higher b4 I kill dat shit.


So listen up friends 'n' listen good,
My shit be stewing up a blunt that's good.

So roll 'em up and spark 'em down,
Then maybe sing and dance like a clown.

B/c I'm singing bro, like a damn fool,
I'm dancing yo, like a real tool.

But it don't really matta now does it,
B/c I'm stoned as hell soooo FUCK IT!

- keep it real, ya hearrrddd??

How to Roll a Philly Blunt

How to Roll a Philly Blunt:


First you gotta buy a Philly Blunt Cigar at your local Gas Station or 7-11


Second unroll the plastic wrapper and lightly moisten the entire outside of the cigar with your saliva by licking the cigar. Then split it down in a middle line, by applying excessive amounts of pressure EVENLY on each side of the cigar, so it splits right down the middle, perfect.


Now that you have it split, IMMEDIATELY lick the sides of the Philly so that the outer leaf DOES NOT SEPARATE from the inner cigar leafs. So that it ends up looking like the image below:

Then break up the buds and toss it in and roll it up by pressing down on the buds while flattening the top and licking the top side of the cigar seal it closed with your tongue, and make sure none of that sticky icky falls out, ya digg???


Then you seal it closed and you got this:

That's it y'all that's how you roll up a philly blunt!!

Figured I would post this since the audience demands it, haha, if you all want anything else posted up on this blog, leave some comments!!!

~ be good

3 L Sunday - Chilling Like a Villian

Suppp,

How's it hanging world wide web!! I got madd L's to burn with-cha, so here's the one for the day:















I rolled up one phatty, and was like shit, I might just need another one so I'm like fuck it roll up two fatties!













Once we burned through those two blunts I'm like you know what it's gettin' kinda late, might as well finish off this beautiful Sunday with one more special blunt, with a filter. Just roll up a piece of paper and insert in smoking side, and presto, no more shit in your mouth when your smoking, try it out!










Here it is the final masterpiece, blunt with a filter:


Now go out and smoke some phatties!!

Ya DIGGG?

Another Blunt Bites the Dust-a

Do you all know that Another One Bites the Dust backwards, when listened to in the song, sounds exactly like "It's fun to smoke marijuana"?

Well if you didn't NOW YOU DO! Becuase it is true, and here is the video to prove it:



Watch that while I be smoking dis phatty:

Marijuana Ash Tray - No Way!

Yes Way!

This one is dope, we used two joint papers as the inner leaf, and a regular dutch outer leaf, to roll it up nice.

It smoked amazing too, as you can see below:

Another Day Another Blunt

Today was a chill day, time to get everything together and burn a phatty.

Let's see, we need some:

1. Herb - CHECK
2. Dutch - CHECK
3. Grinder - CHECK

In no time flat I get this: How about that?, YEAHHH!!!















The Final Product: what a masterpiece :-)

What a Fine Looking L Piece!

Hey,

Just got some dank ass buds, as you can see here:


Mmm, Mmm, this is some sweet sweet herb.








Let me just go do what I do best and roll this shit up into a phatty!

Time to go smoke this bad boy, I'll blog about it laterr


Peace!

Smoking Blunts like it's my Job

Hey All,

Just want to take this time on my first post to say WELCOME TO BLUNT A DAY! Blunt a Day will be dedicated to, well, what else, but smoking a blunt a day, till...like I dunno forever?

On this site you will get to see, pictures of blunts that are smoked, knowledge of the type of weed that is being smoked, the strength is measured, as well as articles how to roll a blunt; philly style, dutchie style, as well as pictures of how red eyes get one some one is stoned. Lastly there will be pics of cool smoking spots, and mostly how I feel after getting high.

Today I will be smoking a nice phat blunt, since it is July 4th, and we should celebrate our nations freedom. I want to keep this post simple, but I will write full descriptive blogs how to roll a blunt, a few different ways, in the coming weeks.

Blunt of the Morning:

Rolled with one Grape Dutch and one Vanilla Dutch. The Grape Dutch was stale so it fell apart when it was being rolled, and had too many holes in the inner leaf. The Vanilla Dutch helped this to allow for the blunt to be rolled properly.


This was a phat $20 sack (1 gram) of that regs, aka mids, aka brick weed. In other words cheap shit, but you get alot of it for a cheap price, say about $100 for an ounce, which is 28 grams.

Either way rolled up this phatty, used the Microwave/Freezer Technique, after rolling place in Microwave for 3 seconds, and then put in the freezer for 3 minutes, after the blunt comes out perfect, like a real cigar. Now it is ready for smoking. Since today is July 4th I am going to burn this phatty boom batty, and then go get some food at the diner.

I will post some pictures of the blunt later, and some eye shots, before smoking and after smoking.

Check back soon!